Oh, come *on*...

[tree_talking]

Doctors warn of cancerous microwave popcorn fumes.

What's next, people? "Today, we have the first confirmed report of "Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles". Coming so quickly on the heels of the "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" epidemic and the rash of magic users who eat "Lucky Charms", many parents are concerned the foods their kids eat aren't safe..."

"In lighter news, here's someone in California who is "Taking a while to eat a Chocodile for food safety awareness..."

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[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Yeah, from what I understand, they only sell them on the West Coast anymore. Woes. ;)

You're the second person whose crappy day I've made better. Go me!