Oh, come *on*...

[tree_talking]

Doctors warn of cancerous microwave popcorn fumes.

What's next, people? "Today, we have the first confirmed report of "Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles". Coming so quickly on the heels of the "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" epidemic and the rash of magic users who eat "Lucky Charms", many parents are concerned the foods their kids eat aren't safe..."

"In lighter news, here's someone in California who is "Taking a while to eat a Chocodile for food safety awareness..."

Comments

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help make things better!

[moeyknight.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh on an otherwise crappy day. I had completely forgotten about Chocodiles and now I know why - they don't sell them here anymore. I guess if I want a chocolate coated Twinkie, I'm going to have to make my own. LOL

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Yeah, from what I understand, they only sell them on the West Coast anymore. Woes. ;)

You're the second person whose crappy day I've made better. Go me!

[sharkbait.livejournal.com]

Im a goner!!!

I ate a Chocodile for the first time recently too... :)

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, those are sooo good. I am a sucker for Hostess junk food.

Unfortunately.

[sharkbait.livejournal.com]

It was good.. very good :) Apparently they dont exist in Kentucky though, which is good 'cause that way I cant buy em *G*

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Only in California.

I'm glad they put an entire country practically between me and the junk food. :)

Re: Has the whole world just gone MAD????

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

BWAAAAHAHAHAH!

"Mabel, d'ya have the Bach?"

"Yes, Betsy, it's primo stuff. Just nuked today. The fumes are still fresh..."

"Heh heh heh...good times..."

Re: Has the whole world just gone MAD????

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

*snerk* it is too weird to think about....:)

Re: Has the whole world just gone MAD????

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

*dies a thousand deaths*

Betty White macros. that is the BOMB.

[copper-blue.livejournal.com]

No Shelle- lucky charms stunts your growth and gives you a crappy mock brogue.

Duuuh. ;)

I want a hamwinkie.