Because it's too cute not to mark as a milestone...

[tree_talking]

My son came home from school and told his very first knock-knock joke. Here it is, in it's entirety. I have to admit I didn't get the punchline, but it was so adorable I laughed anyway.


Q: Knock, knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Orange.
A: Orange who?
Q: Orange who just knocked made you come over and open the door.

I don't get it, but it's still cute. :)

Comments

[soundwave106.livejournal.com]

It's supposed to be "Orange you glad you came knocking at my door" or something along those lines. A good first effort on the art of the pun. :)

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you!

Very cute, indeed! It's his very first joke, and sometimes if the line is more than a few words, he gets things mixed up. :-)

I got it... I think

[zephprolixity.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to sound picky/offensive, but the actual punch line to that is, "Orange you glad I came knocking at your door."

But Liam's version does make sense and is still funny.
(In my head I heard this in Dennis Miller's voice)

Q: Knock, knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Orange.
A: Orange who?
Q: Orange [you know] who just knocked [Guy that] made you come over and open the door."

**imagines "Orange" giving an unspoken 'DUH' and a slight eye roll at the door answerer's density**

Obviously, the lad has a gift for telling Knock-knock Jokes.