Oh, come *on*...

[tree_talking]

Doctors warn of cancerous microwave popcorn fumes.

What's next, people? "Today, we have the first confirmed report of "Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles". Coming so quickly on the heels of the "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" epidemic and the rash of magic users who eat "Lucky Charms", many parents are concerned the foods their kids eat aren't safe..."

"In lighter news, here's someone in California who is "Taking a while to eat a Chocodile for food safety awareness..."

Comments

[sharkbait.livejournal.com]

Im a goner!!!

I ate a Chocodile for the first time recently too... :)

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, those are sooo good. I am a sucker for Hostess junk food.

Unfortunately.

[sharkbait.livejournal.com]

It was good.. very good :) Apparently they dont exist in Kentucky though, which is good 'cause that way I cant buy em *G*

[shellebelle93.livejournal.com]

Only in California.

I'm glad they put an entire country practically between me and the junk food. :)