I'm going to take over a television station...

And this is what will be playing!

My LiveJournal Sitcom
shellebelle93's aunt (ABC, 6:30): shellebelle93 (Dreyfus, Julia Loui) and hex316 (Tina Majorino) don't believe in cross-stitch. Upstairs, fory_san (Jack Benny) buys ratmm_lj (Justine Bateman)'s old couch. In the next town over, bigrob (Molly Ringwald) thinks cocoajava (Bruce Campbell) has a Brooklyn accent. Nearby, maevemoon (Gary Cole) trades ice cream sandwichs with synaesthete7 (Heather Locklear). Later that day, swampfaye (Harry Connick Jr.) eats ashavah (Emma Thompson)'s raspberry cheesecake. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
shellebelle93! (ABC, 6:30): shellebelle93 (Dreyfus, Julia Loui) claims to be seveneves (Nikki Cox) in a job interview. Afterwards, eviljen (James Van Der Beek)'s new friend alienates severus___snape (Ariauna Albright). That night, arabe1la (Emma Watson)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of ratmm_lj (Justine Bateman)'s underwear pink. That weekend, hellcatjelybean (Gene Wilder) and soundwave106 (Teri Hatcher) kiss at the dentist's office. Nearby, oc_invasion (Kathy Ireland) cleans queen_ottf (Claire Forlani)'s apartment and ruins the beef jerky. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
All My shellebelle93 (ABC, 6:30): shellebelle93 (Dreyfus, Julia Loui) borrows money from hellcatjelybean (Gene Wilder)'s father. Soon afterwards, ratmm_lj (Justine Bateman)'s office's air conditioning is broken, and ysidro (Jerry Seinfeld) shows up to fix it. Upstairs, crystalgee (Calista Flockhart) and cocoajava (Bruce Campbell) try out for a volleyball team. Then, originality_lj (John Stamos) buys emotionandcolor (Jennifer Aniston) a cat. Meanwhile, maevemoon (Gary Cole) overhears apedelmiele (Salma Hayek) talking about planetary motion. Crazy results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
At the dentist's office (ABC, 6:30): shellebelle93 (Dreyfus, Julia Loui) gets mad at alphabet26 (Neve Campbell) and decides to join the Peace Corps. The next day, unredeemed_net (Sam Shepard) decides to run for city council, but midgewood58 (Sally Field) refuses to help. Then, lilac_bearry (Traci Lords) tries to seduce hellcatjelybean (Gene Wilder) at a Broadway show. That night, cartthebest (Jeremy Irons) borrows money from schultzie (Kieran Culkin)'s teacher. That weekend, jennlee2 (Reese Witherspoon) and hex316 (Tina Majorino) find a lost goldfish at an empty warehouse. Zany antics ensue.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

Home today because I thought Liam was sick...but he hasn't thrown up again, so hopefully last night was just a fluke. *Sigh* Poor baby.